Assault Shaker

Here’s a little something to keep Michael Bloomberg awake at night. Has no one thought to background check this little girl? Since 1914 she has radically changed her appearance no less than six times (presumably, to elude capture by the authorities). No longer content to merely dump salt wherever she goes, this murderous miss is on the warpath, armed with scary looking technology. As the Democrats and Republicons in the Senate “debate” away our Second Amendment freedoms, let’s hope they won’t overlook the other menaces that threaten the left.

Assault Shaker

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