Spending Pedal Stuck Wide Open

February 22, 2010

And you need a commission to tell you what is wrong? Sen Simpson is a tax lover supreme. Just stop the spending, all of it.


I Am The Tea Party Leader

February 21, 2010

Spartacus film (Dir. Stanley Kubrick) excerpt featuring Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis and Laurence Olivier in an extended version of the iconic “I’m Spartacus” clip.


The Cure Is The Same As The Disease — Huh, How Does That Work

February 19, 2010

One of the most annoying aspects of Barack Obama’s incessant complaints is that he inherited a big deficit. The obvious question is, was that a good thing or a bad thing? Obama’s whining implies that it was bad, but then: a) why did Obama, as a Senator, vote for it, and b) why did Obama, as President, vastly increase it?

Like many Democrats, Obama aims his arguments more or less exclusively at the Democrat voters, the uninformed.


New Nuclear Waste Dump

February 18, 2010


The Heaviest Element Known to Science

February 17, 2010

Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.


Al Gore, Inventor

February 15, 2010


Spy Shot ?

August 16, 2009

The latest from government motors?

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Climate Change

August 16, 2009

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Man caused.


Your Windmill Kit Has Arrived

June 4, 2009

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Ever wonder what’s going on ?


HeHeHe, The Plants Are Coming

April 30, 2009

To take you away, to take you away and all your oxidizing harmful oxygen.

If plants ruled the world, would they regulate oxygen?

Where is Jonathan Swift when we really need him?

Fred Wallin
Kingsport, Tenn.

Did you know that oxygen is one of the top three most harmful elements in nature? It rusts everything, otherwise known as an oxidizer.


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