Shut Day Humor: Is The Government Closed?

October 2, 2013

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It appears the answer is yes, and the shutdown stretches as far as the White House.

courtesy of isthegovernmentopen.com


Shut Happens

October 1, 2013

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Due to budget cuts, all we have is this crappy little cheep sign.

You’ll have to wait until for it —  In less than 24 hours, evil businesses will start selling rotten meat, water will become infected with horrible bacteria, and planes will begin to fall from the sky. And zombies will walk to rule our land.

Or anything worse than that, that I can think up.

Maybe if we just laid off all non-essential people, permanently? Oh the horrors, what would the turtles do without their tunnels? Or the eagles without those eternal windmills killing them?


Market Spikes On Report Stopgap Bill Discussed By Republicans

September 30, 2013

Curious why the market just spiked? The reason: first Obama flip flops, now it is the republicans’ turn to prove that all is fair in faux war and Congressional IMAX drama. Here’s the headline that drove it.

Can kicked for one more week: BTFATH.

Now that Breaking Bad is over, perhaps it is time for Congress to hire Vince Gilligan to make this tragicomedy somewhat more believable.


Like All Obama’s Truth’s They Consist of Mostly Lies

September 30, 2013

Government Shutdown Update: 6x’s Essential In Obama’s Residence”

When the government shuts down, bureaucrats must determine who is “essential” and who is “nonessential.” The essential stay at work, the nonessential go home.

Via Bloomberg, here’s how Obama explained it yesterday:

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Living The High Life …

September 27, 2013

FOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, as the let them eat cake crowd, tries to keep the people down. Just shut up!!!

$5.25m For Senate Hair Care & 21 Other Ways Politicians Are Living The High Life At Your Expense

At this point, more than half of those “serving the American people” in Congress are millionaires.

Hey it’s just taxpayers money, we can always print more if we run out… Read the rest of this entry »


IRS Tea Party — Justice Is What We Want

September 25, 2013

Tea Party Leader: We’re Disgusted, Looking for Justice After Lois Lerner’s Retirement

And why shouldn’t they demand justice???

 


No Not Possible

September 23, 2013

The Canary in the coal mine…::: Movement grows to repeal Obamacare ‘exemption’ for Congress…

Nope not possible, why do you think they are trying to take your guns away? …::: ‘Could they be more out of touch?’

Taxpayers still on the hook for paying for Congress Obamacare …

Re-writing laws that have already been passed, is unconstitutional.

Just remember we surround them!!!


Shall We Start The Articles?

September 23, 2013

We need a list don’t we? What better time than now?

Orin Hatch leads off, starts of with …. Questions For The IRS:

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Time To Mess With The Speaker … Tit For Tat

September 21, 2013

Bud it’s my way or the highway …

Like a two year old …. Politico: Obama calls Boehner, rules out debt negotiations … ROFLMAO

The Ohio Republican’s office said the president called to say “he wouldn’t negotiate with him on the debt limit.”

“Given the long history of using debt limit increases to achieve bipartisan deficit reduction and economic reforms, the speaker was disappointed but told the president that the two chambers of Congress will chart the path ahead,” a Boehner aide said in an email. “It was a brief call.”

A White House official said Obama spoke to both Boehner and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.
“The President telephoned Speaker Boehner and told him again that the full faith and credit of the United States should not and will not be subject to negotiation,” the official said in a statement provided to POLITICO. “The President reiterated that it is the constitutional responsibility of the US Congress to pass the nation’s budget and pay the nation’s bills.”

Early Saturday golf game?

Liberals … Spend Spend Spend, until we drop


IRS Scandal Tea Party : UPDATE

September 20, 2013

IRS SCANDAL UPDATE: IRS Surveilled Tea Parties Until Two Weeks Ago.

Lois Lerner: Signed letter rekindles debate on IRS official’s status. “Lois Lerner has been on paid leave from the Internal Revenue Service since May, after invoking her Fifth Amendment rights in refusing to answer questions from Congress about her handling of Tea Party cases. So why was she still sending letters to groups applying for tax exemptions as recently as August?”


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