President Obama joined the Senate Republicans for lunch on Thursday

Someone is getting paranoid … Obama Joins Republicans For lunch But Refuses To Eat In Fear Of Republicans Poisoning Him

Excerpted from THE HILL:

He just couldn’t eat the food.

“He looked longingly at it,”

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), who organized the menu, told reporters afterward.

“Apparently he has to have essentially a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for it — that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over.”

Collins arranged for food from her home state to be served: University of Maine lobster salad, Fox Family potato chips, and Wild Maine blueberry pie.

“How can you go wrong with a University of Maine recipe for healthy lobster salad?,” she said. “I pointed that out to the president in keeping with the first lady’s initiatives.”

But even though he was unable to eat, Obama did appreciate the spread.

“He remarked we had far better food than the Democrats do and I said that’s because I was hosting,” Collins said.

After his meeting with Republicans, Obama moved to the opposite side of the Capital, where he met with House Democrats.

As he walked through the Senate basement to go through the underground walkway to the House side, Obama pointed out the subway trains that take senators between the office buildings and the Capitol.

“Do I get to ride the train like I used to?” Obama, a former senator from Illinois, asked. “I love the trolley.”


One Response to President Obama joined the Senate Republicans for lunch on Thursday

  1. upaces88 says:

    It isn’t paranoia when they really are out to get you.
    This man has reason to worry.

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