Due to budget cuts, all we have is this crappy little cheep sign.
You’ll have to wait until for it — In less than 24 hours, evil businesses will start selling rotten meat, water will become infected with horrible bacteria, and planes will begin to fall from the sky. And zombies will walk to rule our land.
Or anything worse than that, that I can think up.
Maybe if we just laid off all non-essential people, permanently? Oh the horrors, what would the turtles do without their tunnels? Or the eagles without those eternal windmills killing them?